a not-so-favorable blurb on Arise Therefore.....taken from Magnet Issue #23


Poets make lousy tunesmiths - ever heard any Allen Ginsberg records? - and Will Oldham is one hell of a poet. "Play with it while you still have hands/A desperate lack of demands/I can't offer a thing better than dying/So take it," he "sings" in his trademark squashed yelp on "You Have Cum." Few lyricists currently practicing could match Oldham's word power in terms of reach, nuance and the kind of ambiguity that sets the mind reeling. (I mean just what the hell is going on in "A Sucker's Evening" when, out of nowhere, he sings "Make a noise/Crack a glass/Hold his arms, I'll fuck him/Fuck him with something/The fuck, he deserves it."). But as complex and inventive as his lyrics are, Oldham's songwriting is mind-numbingly one dimensional: a plink of the guitar strings, a two-chord thrum of bass, a single plaintive piano chord, a cracked voice signifying emotion rather than embodying it. It's a formula that's reached its high water mark with the song "Trudy Dies" in 1993. That was three years ago. If this generation's Van Dyke Parks ever finds his Brian Wilson, he'll be dangerous. Somebody call Slint.

I'd have to assume that this person (Jonathan Valania) wouldn't be too fond of "Days In The Wake" either. I've yet to come across a better 27-minute effort.


return to the pulpit...